Anonymous asked: will i get my wish

yes, you will!

6/11/2012 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: i have this dilemma. You see, I have this neighbour, Cromwell, & he is absolutely positively GORGEOUS! Now heres the problem, he lives with his family still, & Rosie.. & I'm not sure if they are an item or ~just friends~ ok and it gets even heavier. you see rocco.. Cromwell, he's a Mastiff. Being a Ukrainian Levkoy in a group home for undesirable cats, I dont think i will be seen as more than a chew toy. The prospects of a family life w Crom are very attractive yet my love seems unrequited. HELP

fortunately, i am very well informed on: 
1. small-big animal relations
and
2. dog-cat relations

through personal experience, i have found that most large dogs are gloriously tender, gentle, respectful, and kind to small guys. 
so, i completely understand your attraction to a big dog. my dream woman is an adult female yellow lab - the bigger and more sophisticated, the better.
don’t have fears about being cromwell’s chew toy.  he probably already thinks you’re interesting and might want to get to know you.  he might be a bit put off by your anxiety about this.  try to relax.  push your fears out of your mind.

before you get too close to him, you may want to try to find out if cromwell has had negative experiences with cats in the past.  
personally, i have never had a bad experience with one. when i see a cat, i see a chance to have some fun.  
but, the other day, on facebook, i saw a picture of a cat with a bloody bite in his neck - the result of getting too close to a murderous dog.

next time you, your owner, cromwell, and cromwell’s owner are around each other, stare at cromwell and then stare at your owner, and then back at crom, and then back at your owner repeatedly until your owner says “are you trying to tell me something, ukranian levkoy?”
keep doing this and maybe meow. wait for your owner to say “do you like cromwell?”
and tell his owner “i think my cat likes your cromwell.”

then wait for crom’s parent to say this: “cromwell loves cats. let’s get them together”

or, unfortunately, you might hear this:

“aww, that’s too bad. i wouldn’t trust cromwell around your levkoy. he once killed a cat who walked too closely to him.”

if the owner says cromwell likes cats and you are finally over your “fear” that he’d eat you alive, then enjoy - you are now able to go on a date with cromwell.
if the owner says that cromwell hates cats and you’d be dead meat if you worked with him, then you must face the creepy sad fact that your love will never be.  but don’t worry, i think this is unlikely.

i have a hunch that mastiffs, like adult female large yellow labs, are gentle giants, and he will surely treat you like a princess.   
for more encouragement, check this video out:
http://youtu.be/WdrgOvsuw50 (that could be you and crommy).
good luck and smile because your love is not forbidden and not impossible. 
“Love, however, cannot be forbidden. The more that flame is covered up, the hotter it burns. Also love can always find a way. It was impossible that these two whose hearts were on fire should be kept apart. (Pyramus and Thisbe)” 
― Edith Hamilton 

1/13/2012 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: Rocco, when will I have babies??? And how many will I have???

you will be “blessed with sons and daughters.”

i don’t know how many or when, but it seems you will have more than one of each.

and another piece of information:  they will follow in your footsteps.

(source: napoleon’s oracle).

9/23/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog

kiaisawesome asked: Rocco, do you believe in soul mates?

hi kia,

i do not believe in soul mates, but i do believe in something like “soul matches,” several of them, for each person.

i think it would be too perilous to have only one soul mate.  it would be too hard to meet that person.  it is also dangerous to think of future loves in this way, because when the chips are down in a relationship, and the chips do get down in all relationships from time to time, one would ask himself, “is this my soul mate? if this was my soul mate would life be hard right now?”

knowing that there are many possible soul matches out there that can work with you can equip you with the understanding that it is important to find a good match, but also the knowledge that you are not together because of destiny or because of a star alignment, but because of your efforts, work, caring, love, etc., etc.  that’s the real magic!

thank you for asking me a question, kia!

9/20/2011 . 6 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: Rocco I have not been feeling like myself lately, and I want it to know if I have any hidden bad diseases? Also, will my single children get married in the near future? And will my husband and I moved to another state?xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

1. hidden diseases
my resources do not give me the means to determine whether you have any hidden diseases.  on that matter, i can only offer my learned medical knowledge (from my grandpapa who is a physician): do you feel bad all the time/nonstop or are their periods of relief? how long have you felt this way? have you ever felt this way before (in your life) and then later felt better?  are you under stress? do you have worries? are the people around you worried? 

many times a person does not feel like himself for non-organic reasons, like anxiety or stress.  try to relax to see if you feel better.  if you have been feeling bad for a long while without any relief, you should definitely go to the doctor to get a cbc or check anything else the doctor recommends.  go anyways.
(but i think you are fine). 

2. upcoming marriages
“the joyous/lake”
you must come into the possession of joy. in your search for success and happiness, it appears that you believe you must take aggression action in order to achieve your goals.  in truth, you must do the opposite.  only through detachment can you gain your joy in this world.
whatever you win by ambitious means or demanding manipulation will soon be lost. you may be able to browbeat others into doing what you want, but this will cause failure later.  only by a sincere nature will you have good results.
-you can’t force or steal joy/success.  they can only be achieved slowly and steadily by those involved - if they relate correctly to other people and to “the higher power.”
-there are shortcuts in life, but these do not lead to happiness and joy.  one must move forward innocently, with detachment, acceptance, modesty, and gentleness.
-you are advised to find a like minded friend to discuss “higher” things.  positive and dreamy things. you are being compared to a lake that is joined with another, to keep it from drying up.  you are worrying about things that you shouldn’t.  you must become involved in positive and beautiful thoughts and discussions.
-you have some misunderstandings. perhaps with your children? or other family members? you must heal these as soon as possible in order to restore trust and good faith.
-you must be moderate in your view of others’ “transgressions.”
if you are patient and gentle you will realize there is a reason for their behavior, an explanation.
-you will have to “dissolve your grievances and desires and unstructure your attitude if you are to succeed now.”
-sometimes you must sacrifice an attitude, a relationship, a short term goal in order to attain what you want in the long run.  
-you have lofty and great ideals that you are putting onto other people.  you are dispersing negative influences by doing this. you must heal misunderstandings.
-your negative feelings are creating dangerous situations. you must lead yourself and others away from misfortune by adhering to “modesty, neutrality, and calm acceptance.”

3. moving away
i consulted both the napoleon’s oracle and the i ching on this matter.  

napoleon’s oracle said that you “should not wander far away from your home.”
the i ching goes into more detail and says:

-you are in a certain stressful situation that is making you think that you might need to move away.  you may feel a certain sense of desperate longing for something.  but if you make an attempt to force a change, you will cause yourself misfortune.
-if you are full of fear and doubt, you allow negativity into your life.
you mustn’t compare yourself and situation to others.  this is a fruitless effort, because the ideals/good things you see in others’ lives are only imagined.  you will have good fortune if you remain balanced, modest, independent.
-you may encounter an upcoming challenge.  you must be still and calm when facing it in order to overcome it.  do not be anxious.
-you appear to be in a very strange period in life and will encounter difficulties. :( you must not act rashly, or act negatively, or be hard on others.  this only causes pain to yourself.  you have to be humble.
-you will have moments of peace in these difficulties.  you must use these occasions to rest and prepare for further difficulties.
-a solution that seems strange (at first) will appear to you.  you must be open to it, and accept this in whatever form it arrives.

(maybe this covers more than just the issue of moving away.  what else is troubling you? this seems to be pointing at a lot of stresses in your life and explaining that the only way through them is by calmness, positive attitude, humility, and correct, still behavior).
the title of this reading was WAITING/NOURISHMENT, which indicates not a bad result but advice that if you are patient and wait with the proper attitude, you will have good results. 

9/16/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: will I find true love this year

it does not seem that you will find love this year.  (it is almost over, 2011, so you do not have to wait long)!

the problem that has placed you on the wrong path is that you have become involved with negative forces.  you may be desperate to find the one or this love, and you may be very frustrated.  unfortunately these feelings are leading you farther away from finding what you want.  

you must stop putting demands on the universe.  it is only then that your success will come.

emotional struggles and demands that you are putting on yourself to have love now are only making it possible for you to feel humiliation because you are not getting what you want.  instead, be quiet and calm with yourself.  don’t push expectation onto yourself or the world.

as long as you are pushing and struggling, the opposing forces (that which is standing in the way of you finding love) are pushing back on you and making it impossible for you to find this.  as soon as you stop pushing, these forces will stop pushing.  they will have nothing to push against.  disengage from this struggle.

be cheerful and friendly in this decision to retreat and not struggle. it is at this point that you will have a clear path to love.

9/14/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: can you tell me anything about my past lives?

hi! my apologies for taking so long to answer your question.  i tried to ask the i ching about your past lives, but only came to advice about how you should proceed with your future life.  the book said that you must remain still in whatever you are doing.  your thoughts and actions need to be balanced and clear and that can only happen if you are calm and still like a mountain.

i know this answer is very unsatisfying! it is, even to me, so i found this website on past life divination that you might find useful:

past lives  

if that is too silly, maybe this will help:

who were you

and here is a link that i think will be the most useful to you:

self guided past life regression

9/14/2011 . 20 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: will I find love tonight

the true answer is:

it depends.

i consulted both the i ching and napoleon’s oracle to find your answer and they seem to agree.

napoleon’s oracle says that you will find love tonight IF you are very careful and fair/reasonable.

the i ching suggests the same, but in more detail: 
-you can get what you want, but you must not be forceful.

-you have to be open and unconstructed in your approach - look beyond appearances and realize that things may come in ways that you do not expect.  

-when the chips seem down, keep at it. don’t give up. trust fate. 

-you must be cool and relaxed and you must realize that every situation you are in is happening because you are leading to where you want to be - to finding this love.  

my interpretation is that this love can be found tonight or any other night that you are looking if you follow these precepts.   

and you must realize that though there is a fair amount of magic and mysticism in finding “LOVE,” there is also a great deal of understanding and acceptance of self and recognizing the love potential in a mate.  you may want a certain someone to be your love, but you can deduce who would be best for you and when you accept this openly and fully, your love will come and it will be good. (in other words, what you want in a lover may defer from what you know is right for you).

9/10/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog
If things get too scary

if i feel a presence (ghostly) or things get too creepy and scary,

i may need to put a halt to my fortune telling. until then, it continues!

9/8/2011 . 2 notes . Reblog
Fortune Telling: I Ching or Napoleon’s Oracle

i will tell you your fortune either using i ching (chinese book of changes).

or

napoleon’s oracle (the ancient book of fate from egypt’s valley of the kings).

i will determine the method based on the nature of your question.

the i ching method is best for giving life advice and diagnosing possible roadblocks that lead to your success and determining how to tackle them.  if you are looking for insight to a problem that is bothering you or on how to accomplish a goal, etc, this can help you.

the napoleon’s oracle is best for more straightforward questions like “will this business undertaking be successful?” or “what will the person i marry be like?”

it will be my pleasure to, as a fun parlor trick that might come eerily true, tell you your fortune!

rocco kemp, fortune teller

ask me a question.  
i can answer most questions, but types of questions i can not answer are: “how many children will i have?” or “what will be the date of my future wedding to my future boyfriend and what will be his name?”  or “what am i wearing right now?”

i’m excited and i’ll try my best!

9/8/2011 . 23 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: How do you get over someone once and for all?? Even though you damn well know it's not working out !! How do you just let go completely ?!

sounds like you know this person is not right for you.

you must eliminate all contact.  don’t look at pictures of him/her.  busy your mind with anything else.  date other people and do not wallow in your sorrows regarding this person.  

the moment you do something like contact him or her or reminisce about “the good times,” you will become freshly broken hearted again.  do not allow this to happen.  give yourself time to heal.  

recently broken hearts are very fragile - this is your state now.  do not put it near the things that will damage it again.

i know this is easier said than done, but you have only one heart and you must heal it and save it for the one who will not cause you pain.

yours,
rocco 

9/8/2011 . 9 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: What is my future?

originally, i did not think i could answer this question (because of lack of information), but i, nevertheless, consulted the i ching and found some advice for you.  

if you are at all ambitious and if your thoughts, attitudes, and actions are not in accord with acceptance, equanimity (balance/calm), humility, and gentleness, you will not get what you want out of life.  

whatever your secret goal is can only be acquired through quieting your “ego” and accepting everything in your life.  your ego is constantly looking backward and forward and leaving the present time.  you have to remain in the present.

free your spirit, unstructure your attitudes, allow something outside of yourself (god or whatever you believe in) to guide you.

when this happens you will meet success.  

-do things for their own sake and not in anticipation of results.
-quietly accept misfortunes and they will pass quickly.  if you become angry or negative, the misfortunes will continue.
-do not be swayed or persuaded by other people. stick to what you know is right.
-never force anything.

i hope that helped you!  i definitely do better with more detailed questions, but tried my best with this one!

your convoy in life,
rocco 

9/8/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: Will I find a good guy worth seriously dating/marrying?

*note to others reading this: this is a personal fortune/report tailored to a specific person who asked.  get your fortune by asking me something that matters to you!


my dearest friend:

it seems that you have entered a period of life where you are surrounded by negativity - inferior (dating) opportunities.  

if you let these dark influences into your life, you will encounter disastrous results.  i am sorry to write something so scary - it’s in the i-ching…

you have to stay devoted to the great person, the best you, inside of yourself.  who is she? what does she deserve? what does she want out of life and a guy? if you remember these things at all times, these negative people around you can not harm you or “get to you.”  this is very important.

you are at the worst of this odd period where your dating possibilities are so bleak.  the tide is turning right now. you have to be patient and stick to my instructions and you will find the guy you are searching for.  

and to quote the i-ching, “through acceptance and self correction you make possible a great change, like a vast school of fish instantly reversing its direction.”  things are coming your way, but you have to focus on the best you.  do not accept anything less than what is right for you.  no more accepting bad people into your life.

bad people are coming to you because you are feeling bad about yourself.  you maybe do not believe you will meet this guy so you feel you must settle or you are feeling low in general.  do away with this thought process because it can only perpetuate the problem and in the end you will be destroyed.  cling to what you know is best for yourself and positive attitudes about yourself and all of these bad guys will go away and you will find the right one for you - mr. right, a really good guy.

i apologise for the sinister nature of this message and hope that it is helpful!

yours forever,
rocco the squire,
sent from heaven above,
for you. 

9/7/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog
Fortune Telling

to make it simpler, ask me your question - for example, how can you achieve your life’s goal, and i will do the rest and give you your fortune.

using i-ching.

9/7/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog

Anonymous asked: Will I ever find love again? my coins are h,t,t - h,h,t - h,h,t - h,t,t - h,h,t - t,t,h

thank you so much for your question.  (for everyone else reading, the instructions for a fortune telling question like this can be found here: i am a fortune teller).

your results: “shih ho/biting through”

you want love and you are irritated at the way life is going for you. you are angry because you are not getting what you want (this love).  you have to realize that repeating the same mistakes will make your situation more unfortunate.

aggressively acting on this situation, whatever action you are taking to resolve it, is not going to help you. instead you have to take a step back and allow things to fall into place.  put your “problem” in god’s hands.

your problem has been around for a long time. instead of getting upset about it as usual, withdraw and take a different and calmer approach.  be gentle about this.

continue with this calm, relaxed, gentle attitude and you will overcome your problem, and get this love that you want.

your love will come when you find the calm and peace within. when you stop over-analyzing, worrying, and criticizing.  it is up to you.  

thank you! i hope that i helped you and that some of the things written here rang true to you or touched on something in your heart.

love,
rocco, your everlasting fortune telling squire. 

9/7/2011 . 0 notes . Reblog